Siheyuan: the Game Starts with Tricks, and the Beasts Kneel Down and Beg for Mercy.

Good news: I, Feng Xiaolong, a veteran gangster of the 21st century, have penetrated into "Love in the Courtyard". Bad news: I have become an 18-year-old orphan who can be stepped on by everyone in the hospital. All my belongings have been stolen, and Mrs. Jia and Zhang are blocking the door and scolding me for being extinct. Fortunately, the strange system arrived in my account in time and said that as long as I successfully prank the beast, I would be rewarded. So—— Just after Mrs. Jia Zhang finished cursing "Heaven struck with thunder," I fired a small mental lightning bolt from my backhand, blowing her head into an explosion. Yi Zhonghai wanted to kidnap him morally, but I told him to throw him to the ground and eat shit. Bangge came to steal the house? Just send him on a day trip to Maokeng! The whole hospital went crazy: "This evil is magical!" Director Wang from the subdistrict office patted me on the shoulder: "Xiaolong, the factory is short of a buyer. I think you can do it." From then on, I struck down the birds with thunder in my left hand, and poured out supplies with my right hand, and my life was happy. Until one day, I drove my car back to the courtyard, and the beasts from the past were huddled in the corner and trembling. I rolled down the window and showed a kind smile: "Everyone, do you still want to beg for mercy? If not, I can continue to live." [One sentence introduction] Others traveled through time and became the Holy Father, while I traveled through time and became the "God of Plague". But why is it that the more I mistreat people, the bigger my official position is, the more money I make, the more my wife acts like a fairy? The beasts knelt down and begged for mercy: "Brother Long, please take away your magical powers. We are really convinced!"