My Girlfriend Is 3,000 Years Older Than Me, and the Whole Country Supports Online Dating with Gifts

Jiangchuan fell in love with a hot-tempered "factory girl" online. She said she was screwing screws in the factory. Until one day, she sent Jiangchuan a "flashlight" for self-defense. That night, Jiang Chuan was testing lights in his dormitory. A beam of light penetrated the moon's surface directly, and the global air defense alarm sounded! The National Academy of Sciences broke in overnight: "You call this a flashlight? This is a Dyson Sphere Core Energy Cannon!" Jiang Chuan was confused: "She thinks this thing consumes power quickly and says it's a defective product..." In order to obtain more advanced "defective product" drawings, the country established the "Inter-Interstellar Love Strategy Bureau". "Comrade Jiangchuan! For the sake of the country's sixth-generation fighter aircraft, please be sure to ask her to send a few more 'lighters' (ion thrusters)!"