[Kafkaesque absurdity] [Cthulhu] [Outsmarts everyone] [Cool and ruthless] Warning! One more bite and you’ll be ready for slaughter! While the other piggies fight until they’re bleeding over a mouthful of rancid slop, no one notices me, reborn as a pig, desperately clamping down on my drool-slick mouth. I absolutely cannot eat until I weigh 300 jin!
