My aunts kept pushing me to go on blind dates.
I gave up trying, but unexpectedly awakened the [Blind Date Compensation System].
The more bizarre the man, the greater the compensation I get.
I met a body-shaming jerk who said that at 120 pounds, I was “too fat to take anywhere,” and instantly unlocked the “Lightning Slimming Buff.” In one week, I was down to 90 pounds!
I ran into a cheapskate who made me pay 50 cents for the ice in our bubble tea because we were splitting the bill. A million yuan in cash landed in my account in an instant, and I went shopping, maxing out my cards without batting an eye!
Then I encountered an education snob who tried to put me down, saying I was “not qualified for him without a degree.” I immediately earned a doctorate from a top university and rose to the top of the industry, way beyond his reach!
I used to be picked apart by men on blind dates. Now I treat jerks like ATMs.
Aunt Seven, it's been an hour. Have you arranged my next blind date yet?
Aunt Eight, you're not doing so well. Lanlan next door has men lined up for blind dates all the way to France. How come I'm still under ten thousand?
Great-Aunt, I heard you have a distant relative who's six feet tall when he jumps. Hurry up and set me up with him!
Great-Auntie, your cousin's eldest nephew just got out of prison, right? He doesn't have a girlfriend, does he?
Granny, you don't want to close your eyes one day without seeing my next generation, do you?
You used to nag me to go on blind dates.
Now I'm taking your advice.
You're all doing a terrible job!
The author should be a woman, right? This is the first time I have seen this kind of blind date novel, where the protagonist is a woman. But what you wrote is too exaggerated. Normally speaking of a woman, you drive a Porsche and have a Ph. D. No matter how good your relatives are, they won't be able to introduce you to that kind of person. It's a bit nonsense. Even if you write about someone who wants to be a soft-boiler or a phoenix man, it would be better than writing like this. Completely contrary to the logic of interests. After all, you are already so rich. As the ancients said, if you are rich in the mountains, you have distant relatives, but if you are poor, no one cares about you in the city. How could they not lick you in this situation?