In the Weird Rules Story, the BOSS Always Breaks the Rules for Me

All mankind calls me a disaster, because the master of rules always goes berserk for me. They didn't know that his fingertips were shaking every time he crushed my throat. Until he tore open his chest in a global live broadcast, pulled out his beating heart and said: "Take it. The warmth you gave me three years ago, I give it back to you now - in exchange for your survival."