I Spent Ten Thousand Years Signing In at the Back Mountain of Jiuxiao

Sign-In for Ten Thousand Years in the Back Mountains of the Nine Skies

Lu Chen transmigrates to a cultivation world and spends ten thousand years signing in at the bottom of Burial Cloud Cliff in the Nine Skies Sect.

Others beg for divine weapons, while he uses the Heaven-Splitting Axe as a hatchet. Others fight over the Chaos Bell, while he hangs it by the door as a wind chime. Others chase immortal beasts, while the divine beasts at his home are busy burrowing under the covers, frying eggs, and growing sweet potatoes.

By the time his ten thousand years are up, the seven divine beasts he raised are already invincible: the little black dragon is afraid of the cold, the phoenix loves frying eggs, the Star Serpent cracks walnuts with the stars, the qilin specializes in growing sweet potatoes, and the Black Tortoise has gone on strike and demands chicken drumsticks... Meanwhile, the seven disciples who fell off the cliff hoping to become his students have all become major figures across the myriad realms through their own efforts.

The sect tournament? His disciples go “clear the field.” The Immortal Realm invades? The divine beasts turn them into barbecue. The Heavenly Dao collapses? One “You're too noisy” from him shatters its fragments. The Immortal Emperor begs, “Senior, I'm missing a watchdog for my abode!” Lu Chen replies, “Perfect. My dog could use a companion.”

From the Nine Skies Sect to the Immortal Realm, from the universe to chaos, every enemy will eventually understand: those who trespass in my back mountains get their homes torn apart by divine beasts; those who disturb my sleep get a slipper to the face.

This book has no ascension, no emperorhood, and no immortality. He only guards a corner of ordinary life. Ten thousand years? That's barely a warm-up.

The core vibe: effortless showing off, hilarious divine beasts, a lazy and fiercely protective protagonist, and a brisk pace. The final chapter is titled “The Food's Gone Cold. Come Home to Eat.”