“Other cultivators rely on spiritual energy. I cultivate with my silver tongue.”
“He used to be the ancient Fox Emperor, but I picked him up and made him my pet, bodyguard, and emotional punching bag.”
“A System? Sure! But it never shuts up, and every day it plays ‘The Fox Emperor’s 100 Most Embarrassing Moments’ in my head.”
Ling Xingwan, holy maiden of the Tianxing Clan, had thirty-six of her Spirit Star Bones shattered by her elder sister, Ling Yueyao, before being thrown into the Ten Thousand Ghosts Frozen Abyss to die.
As she lay on the brink of death, a Star Fox jade pendant suddenly began to glow and gave her a scorching-hot scale.
“How long… was I asleep?”
“Who’s making all that noise…”
And so, the ancient Fox Emperor Jiu Chen was forced to possess her mind, beginning a hilarious life together as a razor-tongued queen and a haughty, socially awkward fox emperor.
He claimed, “This emperor is too noble to approach,” yet secretly healed her wounds, helped her get her face-slapping revenge, and crushed her enemies.
She kept asking, “Why is your fox tail all tangled up?” yet carried him around like a plush keychain.
The System chipped in nonstop: “Host, the one you picked up isn’t a Fox Emperor. He’s a walking joke factory!”
Face-slapping her elder sister? Crushing her enemies? A powerful duo? A passionate, tragic romance?
It’s all on the schedule!
Every chapter brings a new joke, a new twist, and new banter.
The Fox Emperor’s tail ties itself in knots.
The System’s alerts are louder than the comments.
Ling Xingwan’s tongue is sharper than a sword.
Jiu Chen’s face is colder than ice.
But…
The way he looks at her burns hotter than starlight.
A million-word serial, every chapter full of fresh ideas. It’ll make you laugh until your stomach hurts, sweeten you into a sugar coma, and hit you with all the angst you can handle.
“With an ancient Fox Emperor by your side, is it really so wrong to be a little smug?”
