Cultivation + imagination + relaxation + pragmatism
Headline of Xiuxianjie Daily:
"Recently, Senior Brother Fang Yi, the leader of the Righteous Path, returned to the Yuan Sect, successfully survived the Nine-Nine Heavenly Tribulation. It is reported that during the Heavenly Tribulation, screams came from the thunder clouds, and it was suspected that the Heavenly Tribulation was being beaten."
…
Fang Yi traveled through time and entered a messy school.
Facing ferocious monsters, complicated techniques, and expensive elixirs, Fang Yi awakened his talent for "absolute pragmatism."
Alchemy furnace?
Fang Yi: It doesn't matter. Collect the shock wave from the furnace. This is called "one-time blasting pill", which is specially designed to treat all kinds of dissatisfaction.
Flying sword too slow?
Fang Yi: It doesn't matter, tie the flying sword to the butt of the monster "Jet Weasel" and use biological energy to propel it. Although it tastes a bit louder, it is faster.
Is it difficult to overcome inner demons?
Fang Yi: It doesn't matter. Find ten big men to chant the Great Compassion Mantra around you and achieve physical salvation. As long as you can't hear the voice of the inner demon, that means there is no inner demon.
Many years later, when Fang Yi stood at the top of the fairy world, behind him was an indescribable mountain-protecting beast, holding a bloody "Sword of Benevolence" in his hand.
He said to the trembling immortals with an innocent face:
"Don't be afraid. Although it looks like a torture device, sounds like a ghost crying, and smells like corpse stench... It's really just an automatic footbath."
