Cultivation + wild imagination + lighthearted fun + pragmatism
The Cultivation World Daily headline:
"Recently, Fang Yi, the senior disciple of Guiyuan Sect, leader of the righteous path, successfully survived the ninth heavenly tribulation. According to reports, screams were heard from the thunderclouds during the tribulation, leading to speculation that the heavenly tribulation was being beaten up."
Fang Yi transmigrated into a chaotic sect.
Faced with vicious monsters, complicated cultivation techniques, and expensive pills, Fang Yi awakened the talent of "absolute pragmatism."
Pill furnace blows up?
Fang Yi: No problem. Collect the shock wave from the explosion and call it a "single-use explosive pill." It's perfect for dealing with anyone who refuses to behave.
Flying sword too slow?
Fang Yi: No problem. Tie it to the rear of a monster called a "jet weasel" and use biological propulsion. It may smell awful, but it's fast.
Can't overcome your inner demon?
Fang Yi: No problem. Get ten burly men to chant the Great Compassion Mantra around you. A physical exorcism! If you can't hear your inner demon, then you don't have one.
Years later, Fang Yi stands at the pinnacle of the Immortal Realm, with an indescribable guardian beast behind him and the bloodied "Sword of Benevolence" in his hand.
He looks innocently at the trembling immortals and says:
"Don't be afraid. It may look like a torture device, sound like a ghost wailing, and smell like a corpse... but it's really just an automatic foot-washing basin."
