Liu Shidian is a streetwise boy whose parents died when he was young. He makes a living picking through rubbish.
The Great Yin Dynasty seems peaceful on the surface, but monsters run rampant and the temples wage endless secret wars.
By chance, he swallows a “Heavenly Dao patch,” which turns out to have been created from an ancient true god’s hiccup.
One pointless statement, “The sun rises in the east,” makes standing water flow backward for three breaths!
“People need to eat” lets him drive back the Dragon-Suppression Bureau, while “Prisons are bound to hold prisoners” somehow causes an entire jail to break out.
His absurd supernatural powers keep cropping up. Hunted as a monster, he also draws the covetous attention of every faction.
He knows nothing about cultivation. All he can do is say the utterly obvious things everyone already knows.
Yet it’s these pointless remarks that unravel false gods’ curses and cause forbidden arrays to destroy themselves.
From the streets to the sects, from Penglai to the snowy plains, he spouts nonsense all the way up to the heavens.
As everyone competes to become the new gods, he grins and says, “Tomorrow will be better.”
Heaven and earth resonate. This time, a mortal will set the rules for the creation of the world!
