Report to Your Majesty, I Am a Woman!

[I disguised myself as a man and became a minister, and one night the drunken emperor put his arms around my shoulders: "If your beloved is a woman, I will marry you as my queen." I wrote eighteen letters of resignation overnight. The next day, the imperial edict went directly to the door of the palace: "Shen Aiqing is loyal to the emperor and the country, and is specially granted to move into a side hall of the palace and accompany him day and night." I entered the palace with a "book box" filled with rouge, and found that the window of the side hall was facing His Majesty's bedroom. Even more terrifying is a The Empress Dowager urged me to "bath together" with the Emperor every day, my colleagues always asked me to "prove my identity", and the most talented woman in the capital promised that she would not marry anyone but me. And His Majesty always knocks on the door late at night: "My dear, I dreamed that you turned into a woman again." Later, my identity was exposed and I knelt down to beg for death. But he embraced me in his arms in public and declared to all the civil and military officials: "Introducing me, my Minister of Industry, my queen." Amidst the uproar in the whole court, he lowered his head and chuckled in my ear: "My dear, you have lied to me for three years, and you should be punished for the rest of your life."]