Unreliable Uncle, All the Things He Boasted About Became True

My old uncle is a walking legend - an all-around genius who travels all over the world and has been at the forefront of the limelight several times. This man seems unreliable, but he has fulfilled all his boasts. The second fat man has been following him since he was a child, and has seen what the real world is like. The old uncle's history of wallowing in the waves is Er Pang's best life textbook. Hanging out with my uncle is definitely not easy...