Buddha, you asked me to learn scriptures, but you didn't say you wouldn't let the poor monk fall in love, eat barbecue, and tear the heaven to pieces at the same time?
Jiang Liuhun traveled to the west and became a Tang monk who had no power to restrain a chicken. At the beginning, he had to go on the road to feed the goblins? Fortunately, I have awakened to the [God-level Merit KPI System]! Learn from experience? No, this is a paid, publicly funded tour!
[Facing the third-rate acting skills of the Bone Demon, I suddenly realized the "reverse PUA method" and successfully deceived her into the team's chief female secretary!
[I disliked the poor food in the Buddhist scriptures, and suddenly realized the 'three hundred and sixty-five ways to cook monsters', cooking monsters into a three-star Michelin meal!
[Entering the daughter country by mistake, the queen cried and told you, Mr. Tang, don't leave!
[Encountering the real and fake Monkey King, he suddenly realized the 'Huaguoshan Security Group Co., Ltd.', And his combat effectiveness doubled!
[Being sucked by Jinjiaoyinjiao with a gourd, he exchanged it for an 'antimatter annihilation bomb'** with his backhand, and the face of Taishang Laojun was blackened!
Sun Wukong: I don't know what KPIs are, but I know that if you follow the master, you will have meat to eat, you will get merit, and you don't have to suffer from the bird's aura!
Zhu Bajie: Gao Laozhuang? The dog doesn't even answer! Following my master as a beauty agent, I, Lao Zhu, have become the richest man in my country!
Sha Wujing: Don't call me General Rolling Curtain, please call me team COO. I have memorized more than 300 copies of Master's meeting minutes!
Guanyin Bodhisattva (crazy): I asked you to learn Buddhist scriptures, not to build a team! My KPI! My ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties!
At the top of Lingshan Mountain, when the Tathagata Buddha was about to hand over the scripture, Tang Sanfu took out a [Lingshan Group Full Acquisition Letter of Intent]:
"Buddha, stop chanting and let's talk about the purchase price. I'll use my merit points to buy the entire Xitian in a package..."
