It's insane! Everyone's gone insane!
Ever since the fog descended, we've offered sacrifices and prayed for the ancient gods' mercy. All we got in return was endless madness and death.
Then, one day, a Daoist priest walked into the fog.
He called the horrors that devour reason “malefic creatures,” and dismissed the monsters that destroy cities as “ugly beasts.”
The most terrifying part is... those monsters, feared even by the gods, actually started kowtowing to him and calling him “Master”!
At last, we understood: what's more terrifying than an evil god is a being who can teach even evil gods to “respect their teachers and honor the Dao.”
It's over. This world has entered the dominion of the oldest, most rule-bound, and most incomprehensible ultimate horror!
"I'm Just a Corpse Driver, Why Are You Evil Gods Kneeling First?": experience the ultimate terror and hilarity of being ruled by “mysterious Eastern powers,” from the perspective of the locals!
