(Breaking news: a new niche! No-System urban fantasy, loser vs. bratty girl)
(A multi-heroine, protagonist-torturing, bizarre-art novel!!)
I, Lin Zhou, a useless loser, suddenly wanted to die one day.
Before I died, I wanted to eat and drink well.
The good news: I’d stumbled across a cafe full of top-tier brats.
The bad news: every one of them was a villain, foul-mouthed and heavy-handed, treating customers like trash.
The even worse news: I seemed to have awakened some incredible new trait...
Scene one: Miho kicked a rich guy’s money away, but secretly slipped me some “honey.”
Me: “Thanks for the treat! Now that’s a real reward!”
Scene two: My homeroom teacher, Chen Mo, rushed into the cafe. “Lin Zhou! These girls are bad news. Come home with your teacher!”
I flung the teacher’s hand away. “Get lost! Don’t interrupt me while I’m enjoying the queen’s special lessons!”
Teacher: “You call that a lesson?!”
Scene three: One day, Chen Mo, Lin Zhou, and Zhang Lei, three losers, formed a “united front,” ready to utterly crush the brats!
Miho: “Did you enjoy your big sister’s ‘love,’ my very own little loser!?”
An Ran: “You pervy old man, can you even handle it?!”
Xiaoxue: “You fat pig, getting insulted by me is the only reason you exist!”
Chen Mo, Lin Zhou, and Zhang Lei: “That feels great! Give us more!!”
Narrator: There’s no saving these losers!
From then on, I never looked back on the road to perversion.
Wait, is it really that much fun to be humiliated?! Try it and find out!
The ridiculous, nonsensical humiliation-filled ❤️ daily life of loser masochists and evil brats!
