I, a social beast of the 21st century, dress up as the lowest maid in the Prince's Mansion.
On the first day, I saw the prince strangling his concubine: "Do you know why I kept you? Your eyes look like a dead person."
I squatted in the corner, ate steamed buns, and silently recited the "Workplace Life-Saving Handbook".
Until the prince suddenly pointed at me and said: "You, come here."
Later, he pinned me down in the study room: "Jiaogu, what are KPI, OKR and 996."
Later, on the day he ascended the throne, he actually tore up my slave contract in public: "My queen once pretended to be stupid to survive."
Amidst the uproar in the whole court, I held the phoenix crown and smiled softly: "Your Majesty, your performance appraisal pen is still in my hand."
