"Master Xu, I heard that you burned everything at the beginning?"
"Nonsense, the starting equipment is a blank slate. I don't even need it for the dog. Of course I will burn it directly, Master Dao!"
"Then I heard that your eyebrows and hair were gone at that time? Even your clothes..."
"Damn, this is a rumor, slander, pure slander. Be careful, I will sue you for slander!"
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Ps: A serious but not serious Taoist priest's survival story
