Our Low-Key Sect Disciples Are All Over the Heavenly Dao Headlines

[Comedy] + [Cultivation] + [Ensemble cast] + [Subverting expectations]

Everyone in the cultivation world envies the Xuanji Sect, but its sect leader is worried every day.

“Sacred Body, please calm down! If you swing that sword, we’ll have to rebuild the mountain-protecting formation!”

“Demon Venerable, please, stop sneaking into the neighboring sect to eat their spiritual beasts...”

“Your Highness, Demon King, could you please take your harem away from the cafeteria entrance?”

“Medicine God, I’m begging you! Stop refining pills to feed the pigs. They’re becoming spirits!”

“Your Highness, the princess! Green hills and clear waters don’t need to be gilded!”

“...”

Then the Will of Heaven suddenly descended, warning this bunch of people with protagonist halos that if they didn’t mend their ways, it would bring down a world-ending heavenly punishment.

Looking at the ancestors running wild all over the mountain, the sect leader smiled sincerely for the first time.

“Wonderful! Someone can finally deal with you lot. What? I have to bear the heavenly punishment?!”