Great Ming: Grandson, Please Stop Cursing. Your Language Is Filthy!

Good news: I’ve transmigrated as the eldest grandson of the Ming emperor, with a lofty status!

Bad news: I’m about to die. I’m already 7.99 years old!

Even better news: My golden finger has arrived. I can grow stronger just by making snarky comments!

Even worse news: My golden finger is bugged, and everything I say gets heard by Old Zhu!

Zhu Xiongying thought: “Those Japanese pirates are such a pain. If only we had an atomic bomb…”

As a result, Zhu Yuanzhang dragged the Minister of Works off to be locked in a dark room:

“If you can’t make that whatever-it-is bomb, you’ll answer for it with your head!”

Zhu Xiongying: (on the verge of collapse) “Grandpa, please stop listening!”

“How am I supposed to fool around with your granddaughter-in-law if you keep doing this?!”