Daming: Dear Grandson, Please Stop Scolding Me, It's Too Dirty!

Good news: I traveled through time and became the eldest grandson of the Ming Emperor, and his status is respected! Bad news: He is dying at the age of 7.99! Better news: Goldfinger is here, you can become stronger by complaining! More bad news: Goldfinger has a bug, and all the complaints were heard by Lao Zhu! Zhu Xiongying thought to himself: [Japanese pirates are so annoying, it would be nice if there was an atomic bomb...] As a result, the Minister of Industry was arrested by Zhu Yuanzhang and imprisoned in a small black room: "If you can't make that egg, come and see me!" Zhu Xiongying: (collapses) Grandpa, please don't listen! How can I have sex with your grandson-in-law like this!