Harry Potter: Seven Edible Ways to Prepare the Dark Lord

Happy birthday, Tom Riddle!

[Seven soul transmigrations, six ways to die, and dying at the hands of my favorite is pretty great]

On Tom’s birthday, a System suddenly bound itself to me and told me to write a book called The 7 Edible Ways to Enjoy the Dark Lord, but I absolutely must not hurt Tom.”

I laughed. How hard could that be? I’m Tom Riddle’s number-one fan.

That is, until I transmigrated into the story I’d written myself

The first time, I was a Maledictus, and he killed me with amused interest.

The second time, I was a pure-blood heiress, and I chose to die at his hands rather than choose between him and my family.

The third time, I was a sea witch who beguiled thousands with her song, only to drown in his cold, unfeeling gaze.

The System begged me through tears, “Please... just try one more time, okay?”

But Tom Riddle has no heart. Pure-blood glory, absolute loyalty, even the Order of the Phoenix’s hatred, nothing could move him.

When I returned after my sixth death, I finally understood.

For the seventh time, I created an ambitious man: another him.

As all the Horcruxes resonated, he grabbed me by the throat, his serpent face drawing close:

“Testing me again and again... what is it you really want?”

I looked into those red eyes and smiled.

“I want to know exactly how I can taste you.”

"Reading Guide"

1. One-on-one romance. The heroine dies over and over; in her final life, it’s ambitious schemer versus ambitious schemer.

2. The System is a mom. Voldemort never goes soft; if someone needs killing, he kills them.

3. The heroine is a solo fan of Voldemort and still thirsts after him even when she’s dead.

4. I’m not J.K. Rowling, so consider this your OOC warning.