Five hundred years ago, there was a big commotion in the Heavenly Palace, and I, the old grandson, was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain.
I thought I was going to wait for a monk to recite sutras to atone for my sins, but unexpectedly, I waited for a crazy old man carrying a basket of rotten peaches, and handed it to me with a smile: "Eat a peach, and it will suppress your Qi Tianmeng."
The peach core contains the rust of the Zhuxian Sword, and the peach flesh contains the fragrance of Ten Thousand Immortals.
The old man said he was sending peaches, but why did he spit when he saw the Yuanshi Fu Zhao? Why can I draw the incomplete Biyou Palace after being drunk?
Later I found out——
He is Tongtian, a saint expelled from heaven, and the only "wild master" for me, a wild ape.
He taught me:
"If Buddha pretends to be a saint, you will pretend to be crazy; if God writes a play, you will make a mess!"
So on the way to seek scriptures, I scolded all the gods with my venomous tongue and trampled on golden lotuses.
On the day when Lingshan was enshrined as a Buddha, I took out the Setaria key he gave me:
"The Buddha's seat is too high to accommodate my old grandson's crazy bones - my master is still drinking wine by the Chaos, waiting for me!"
[High-energy crazy criticism of masters and disciples × Classical poisonous tongue and refreshing articles × Jiejiao's last fire]
