The Troublemaker Consort Roasts the Love-Struck Tyrant Until He Feels Great

[Mind Reading + Hilarious + Bratty + System + Sweet Romance]

Su Cishi, a scandal-ridden actress from the bottom ranks of the industry, transmigrates into the harem of a tyrant as an unfavored concubine.

The System tells her: If you annoy him enough to get yourself killed, you can return to the modern world with a hundred billion in prize money.

Su Cishi is overjoyed. “I know how to do this! How hard can it be to get myself killed?”

At her first meeting with the tyrant, she knocks over a wine cup and splashes his dragon robe. “Oh dear, Your Majesty, this robe is terrible quality. How did it get wet from just one little spill?”

But in her head, she thinks: [Kill me already! This is a grave offense! Have me beaten to death!]

Xiao Chenyan, who can read minds, pauses when he hears her brazen thoughts.

He curls his lips into a smile. “Your clumsy hands are adorable, my beloved consort. You shall be rewarded.”

Su Cishi: ???

Later, she slaps a favored consort, kicks the imperial dog, and even tries to kick the tyrant off the dragon bed.

The entire harem waits for her to be tortured to death, but the tyrant holds her and coaxes her gently. “Good girl, does your foot hurt from kicking? Let me rub it for you.”

Su Cishi breaks down. “You tyrant! You absolute tyrant! Why is it so hard to get you to kill me?”