The Senior Brother Was Abducted by a Rogue Cultivator

[The proud, devoted-to-the-Dao senior disciple, a tsundere bottom × Theatrical embodiment of the Heavenly Dao, a scheming top]

Xie Zhanqiu, the top disciple of the Severing Karma Dao at the Xuanxiao Sect, is a notorious cultivation fanatic and workaholic. His daily routine consists of either cutting down karmic obstacles or heading out to cut them down.

That is, until he meets An Yue, a mysterious rogue cultivator gravely wounded while he is exorcising evil spirits in Hunqiong Village. With a soulful look, An Yue says, “We are bound by fate...” and then fakes his death, only to show up the next day under a different secret identity and cling to Xie Zhanqiu again.

Xie Zhanqiu: ? Has running into me by accident become an entire industry?

Yan Mingzhu, an heir to the Worldly Dao, makes a living reclaiming the power of the Heavenly Dao. His side hobby is watching that stone-faced little prodigy of the Severing Karma Dao.

He discovers that every time he fakes his death to get away, Xie Zhanqiu looks ready to hack heaven and earth apart in fury. It’s hilarious.

So he takes on the names An Yue, Ting Yue, Luo Xingyu, Mu Xiao... and every time, he manages to stage another perfectly timed “accident.”

Then one day, his act is exposed, and Xie Zhanqiu corners him against a wall. “What’s the script this time?”

Yan Mingzhu blinks. “The Frail Rogue Cultivator Gets Taken Home by the Top Disciple... How about that?”

Xie Zhanqiu draws his blade and sneers. “Fine. I’ll personally see you off.”

and then sees him all the way back to his own room.

#The Worldly Dao Patriarch Is Still Playing Me Today#

#The Top Disciple Clearly Wants to Cut Me Down, Yet Secretly Keeps My Token of Love#

#The Whole Cultivation World Thinks We’re Together#

Content warnings:

1. One-on-one pairing, happy ending, evenly matched leads.

2. Not a traditional cultivation system; the worldbuilding is entirely author-created, and the logic occasionally exists to deliver sweet moments.

3. The supporting cast is adorable, and daily life at the sect is like a comedy routine in a men’s dorm in the cultivation world.