
Warhammer: In 30K, I'm a Professional at Getting People Out of Trouble
战锤:人在30K,专业抬人跑路
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- Ongoing
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- 2.6M Words
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- Anime Fanfiction
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- 6h ago
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- Fanqie
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- Warhammer: Papa Smurf, Don't Sleep! I Don't Want to Be Regent战锤:蓝爸爸别睡,我不想当摄政Former title · until Oct 2026
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Explore more →Looking for Masterpieces, but Not Anything on the Recommendation Rankings
Don't recommend anything where the protagonist's surname is Ye or Ling, where the protagonist has a cute little sister, or where the protagonist is a bleeding-heart do-gooder. In short, no stupid novels. The darker and more ruthless, the better! Kill, kill, kill!!!
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I hope the protagonist is the child of an important figure who was lost outside the family as a child, then later reveals their identity in front of everyone. Seeing them reveal an incredible identity in front of others is one of my favorite guilty pleasures, ahhh!
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I want Warhammer 40K stories where someone transmigrates to another world or survives in the Warhammer 40K setting. I’ve read a few, but they haven’t updated. The one about playing Escape from Tarkov in Warhammer 40K was especially good. I want more like it 😭😭😭😭😭
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Not bad, quite relaxing. I just want to see what the protagonist will look like after 40k. At that time, only the protagonist will be old and senior, and the rest will be dead, Jin Wuwei, Jin Wuwei, Dante is considered young, and the Imperial Army has nothing to do. The Smurfs account for the largest number. At that time, the two capitals and eleven provinces of the empire will be carried on the shoulders of the protagonist, the true weightlifting champion of the empire 🤦🤦🤦
If you don't mind at all things like: 1. Five Ultramarines were surrounded and trapped by 200 ordinary mortals suffering from mind control. 2. It has been described many times that mortals use pitchforks to attack the joints and eye observation holes of the Astartes power armor. Although they all failed, the author's writing seems to be like being able to stab the Astartes. Although there was interference from mental attacks, a dozen Astartes were actually suppressed by thousands of mortals holding farm tools. This is so confusing. 3. In order to create a comic effect, the author weakened the protagonist's armor to the point where it was ridiculously brittle. From fragmentation mines to guns made by slave greenskins, almost all weapons could penetrate his armor. If you can accept these shortcomings, it will be a very good and entertaining novel. Apart from this flaw, the overall picture is still flawless. I think I noticed the problem with the brittle cardboard armor later and wrote it in a more reasonable way. While trying to be as happy as possible, it also retains the ubiquitous sacrificial flavor of the hammer itself. In addition, the author updates chapters 6-10 daily, and the production capacity is ridiculously high. I still recommend everyone to check it out for yourself.
It is the story of the growth of Little Blueberry of U Group with peace of mind and trust. The system seems to be a fun one, but in fact it is as reliable as being pickled by blueberries. Although there are some minor flaws in the setting, I came here to watch the space opera, so it doesn't matter. Then there was the special praise from the author's violent update team leader. Come on come on
It's very interesting. It's not an ordinary warhammer. After 40 thousand years, it follows the Primarch Guilliman to fight against Randan's aliens and becomes a disciple of Lao Ma (it seems to be a beast now 😄). Here's an introduction to you Standing in front of you now is the vanguard commander of the Ever-Victorious Army, the future chief think tank of the 13th Legion, the favorite descendant of the Primarch Guilliman, the captain of the stretcher team, the champion of the legion, the beloved god of Tzeentch, the devil's most severe father, the Pineapple King, the bomb disposal king, and the blue cockroach who has survived several near-deaths and still survives - Lin Pineapple Pineapple En
What a pity, really a pity. I have read so many chapters and I really like it, but I don't know when I started to feel that the author must have used hate intelligence, and the plot has become a bit draggy. It is normal for hundreds of chapters to not reach a point. I really like this book, and I don't want to see it like this now😭
The language is humorous, the plot is interesting, and the research is basically reasonable. It is considered a masterpiece of the Warhammer series. The most important thing is that 7-8 chapters are updated every day, which is very fast.
Really beautifully written. The protagonist has been growing up slowly, and the plot develops very smoothly. The darkness of Warhammer has faded a bit, but it's just right. It's a rare comfort. The latest chapters have been a bit darker, but it feels very good 😄
It's quite good-looking, and it gets better as you go to the back. It's funny in the early stage, and in the later stage, the gods are coming. Once the main character appears in the later stage, I feel a sense of security. I'm a dad. There's no need to keep books, because the author updates three or four times a day, and the sponsor's father whips Cosplay Slaanesh. The sponsor gives us rewards for more updates.
Nice, light-hearted, funny, lots of memes. It may not be friendly to friends who want to watch pure Warhammer
Don't be misled by the low score. The storyline is logically developed, and even if it is controversial, it makes readers feel comfortable. The protagonist's humorous comments relieve some of the pressure in the heavy story background of Warhammer. The interaction between the protagonist and other supporting characters is not abrupt. You can fully feel that the bond between the protagonist and other people is gradually deepening. It also pays more attention to the growth of the protagonist and the characterization of the group. There is no romance drama that is so bad in ordinary cool novels. It is worth watching!