"Fellow Taoist, your server is not malfunctioning, it's haunted. You need to pay more."
"... Who is your fellow Taoist! This is the latest generation quantum core of Tianqi Technology!"
"Same. Possessed by evil spirits, regardless of model."
My name is Lu Tong, the only heavenly master in the cyber world.
When the materialistic tech giants have to beg me to use a spell to save their digital empires.
I know that this business is enough for me to get a mechanical promotion.