My Inner Thoughts Were Exposed, and I Became Gin and Akai's Kid

[Detective Conan comedy/GinAka/raising a kid/unhinged nonsense/unconventional plot/inner thoughts/just here for the fun]

I, Kurosawa Seiji, have been reborn as the biggest bug in the Detective Conan world: the genetically engineered kid of Gin and Shuichi Akai.

My daily life now consists of being fed puppy formula at gunpoint by Gin, practicing my kneading on Shuichi Akai's bulletproof pecs, and using my inner voice to reveal spoilers to the entire world.

Yes, the kind of formula dogs drink.

My dad thinks he's picked up the ultimate weapon. My mom thinks she's saddled with a lifelong burden.

Only I know the three of us are bound together by a series that combines science fiction, the supernatural, family drama, and workplace bullying: "The Organization's Everyday Collapse".

Today, too, I'm doing my best to protect this family's mental health (and physical survival) :)