[Physics no longer exists + Pinduoduo Alarm Clock suppresses the ancient gods + turns Cthulhu into a husky + all members are transformed]
Li Hao suffered from insomnia and fell into a strange dream. In his hand, he only had an alarm clock that ran backwards from Pinduoduo for RMB 9.9 With free shipping.
Facing the two-story chainsaw monster, Li Hao pointed at the chainsaw and shouted: "That's a banana!"
The next second, the chainsaw really turned into a banana.
Li Hao realized: As long as my brain is big enough, Newton can't control me!
Since then, the style of dreamland painting has changed:
S-class nightmare "The Decapitated General"? I was tricked into cutting bagels and my monthly salary was 3,000 yuan for room and board!
Hell's Watchdog "Three-Headed Bully"? Put on your safety helmet and become the glorious director of the demolition office!
The indescribable "book of all knowledge"? It was changed into "The Book of Diligent and Frugal Housekeeping", specifically used to record the five million that Abyss owed him!
When the will of the abyss descended and tried to devour the world, Li Hao calmly took out his account book, and behind him stood a group of evil-god wage earners who had been deceived by him:
"That big-eyed guy, I heard that you want to destroy the world? Pay back the three dollars you owe me in interest first!"
One sentence recommendation: As long as you are brave, Sadako will take maternity leave! See how a debt-ridden college student turns a terrifying abyss into his own backyard!
