The Greatest Show-Off in the Cultivation World

Overnight, every disciple in the sect except me was infected with Gu and went to take a dump on the mountain. Their shit even exploded, and the whole sect stank to high heaven. Later, I, the cultivation world's number-one show-off, was hunted by seven women for a thousand years!

The sect master's position falls short of my style, and the summit of the Nine Provinces cannot match my kingly bearing. Where am I supposed to go? Goddesses from the seven realms have loved me for thousands of lifetimes, yet I ascend to the heavens alone.

[A show-off's cultivation journey + No System + Witty and hilarious + Sound values + Absurd comedy]