Journey to the West, I touched Sun Wukong three times.
Copy the seventy-two transformations on the first day, copy the somersault cloud on the second day, and copy the glaring eyes on the third day.
On the night of the fourth day, when the heavenly troops invaded the territory, I accidentally touched the multiplier system - stacking two "9"s into 9⁹.
The system crashes with a scarlet prompt: Quantity reconstruction completed: 387,420,489
The next day, 380 million Monkey King stood in Huaguo Mountain.
They asked me in unison: "Who are you beating?"
I looked to the west: "Don't fight, go check the accounts."
From then on, Tang Monk and his disciples experienced calamities in front of them, and the three hundred million Sun Wukong audited behind them:
Why does the strange wind in Huangfengling only increase the incense of Lingji Bodhisattva?
Why do the rivers in the Daughter Kingdom only bear female fetuses?
The Lion and Camel Kingdom was depleted, but Lingshan's account books were filled with "panic offerings" entries?
We dug out Tathagata's incense profit and loss statement, tortured the king of hell's book of life and death,
Calculated the Lingshan longevity formula: one year of Buddha's life = one thousand followers' lifelong piety.
Sun Wukong asked me: "What happens after the investigation is completed?"
Behind me, 380 million golden hoops were raised simultaneously.
"Let the person who wrote the script know - this time the extras will have their own audit team."
And I am just a time traveler who made 300 million copies of Sun Wukong.
New uses for the golden cudgel: abacus calculation, ledger reconciliation, and occasional physical audit.
