My name is Zhang Wei. Now I'm Luo Lan.
One second, I was living an ordinary life. The next, I woke up in a pile of trash in another world, burdened with a whole set of negative conditions, including deafness and weakness.
The frequently malfunctioning System in my head is my only “cheat.”
My understanding of this world is simple: Devil Fruits, Haki, Luffy, and water.
[Mission: Take down a villain.]
I reported him, and ended up on the Marines' payroll.
[Mission: Help that down-and-out hunter.]
I lent a hand, and happened to “take” his money pouch too.
[Mission: Stop that pirate ship's atrocities.]
I boarded the ship. Later, they didn't have a ship anymore.
I was like a chess piece, moving through the ranks of the Marines, pirates, and Revolutionary Army, until an absurd “act of God” put me in the very seat I hated.
Maybe I can go even further?
Later, people pieced together my profile in three lines:
“A legend who chewed his way from the starter village to the edge of the world;
The terror that made even the Celestial Dragons memorize ‘A Father's Love Is as Solid as a Mountain’;
Half the entertainment pages, and the source of every scandal.”
I gazed at the gradually brightening horizon and said softly:
“Light shines equally on everyone… even if you and I both had to struggle up from the gutter.”
“Mr. Luo Lan, is there anything else the Church's holy scripture needs?”
“…Never wear a monocle.”
