I Only Want to Stay Alive, but Heaven Insists on Exposing Me

Qin Zhan transmigrated into the body of a Great Qian prince and was exiled to Beiliang.

To stay alive, he awakened a System and began “quietly” farming in Beiliang.

As long as he kept a low profile, he could receive all kinds of rewards.

One day, the Heavenly Dao Golden Rankings descended, taking stock of the military strength of every nation.

When it was Great Qian's turn, everything took a sudden turn!

On the walls of Beiliang City stood rows of dark, gaping barrels pointed at the sky, radiating an aura of destruction.

The barbarian khan sneered, “Are those fire pokers?”

Boom!

A shot of “Truth” blasted out, vaporizing the barbarian royal court in an instant and leaving behind only a gigantic mushroom cloud.

The Heavenly Dao's appraisal: [World-ending weapon, rating: divine!]

The emperor: “???”

The entire court: “???”

Qin Zhan, munching on a watermelon at home as he watched the livestream in the sky, complained, “The special effects are so good, they look real... Holy crap! Isn't that the firecracker I use to blow up fish?”