[Question: What is it like to rent a rival and go home to meet your parents during the Chinese New Year?
Su Ci: Thank you for the invitation, the experience was very bad! Money is hard to make and shit is hard to eat!
Not only do they have to face the "micro-expression troubles" of the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt, but they also have to endure the "coquettish manipulations" of their rival Gu Yanci from time to time.
When I told him I was pregnant, he immediately had the steps in his house covered with carpet;
I said my hands hurt, and he applied hand cream on me in front of the whole family. His eyes were so stringy that he could work in a ramen restaurant!
The most egregious thing is that in order to deceive the micro-expression expert, he hooked my legs under the table, listened to my shower at the bathroom door, and warmed my feet under the quilt!
Relatives in the whole family: I've hit it! I've hit it! This is definitely true love!
Su Ci collapsed: Don't believe it! Our relationship is pure money!
Relative A: Stop pretending. The way Mr. Gu looks at you, he has even thought of the name of your child.
Relative B: I just want to know what happened to you when the power went out that night?
Gu Yanci V: No comment. Also, if you are preparing for pregnancy, please do not disturb me.
Su Ci:? ? ?
