My two brothers and I discovered an ancient tomb in western Hunan. The stone tablet was engraved with: "Those who enter without permission will have no descendants."
I paid it no mind and climbed in first.
After we came back out, both of their wives were pregnant, but my own wife showed no signs of pregnancy.
Three months later, I received invitations from both families to their babies' one-month celebrations.
In the photos, both babies had birthmarks on their wrists that looked exactly like mine.
