The Jinx of the Seventies: I Curse the Lucky Heroine into a Meltdown

[An old flame reignited + face-slapping + adored by everyone + word magic + follows her husband to the army] Xu Sa accidentally transmigrated into a book as the unlucky sister-in-law of the dark-luck heroine, complete with a jinxing tongue. A jinx up against a dark-luck heroine? Surely she could suppress her completely! Xu Sa claimed a space of her own first, then used her jinxing tongue to transfer the bad luck onto the heroine, making her suffer the consequences.

The sanctimonious white lotus cooed, “Why is Xu Sa so precious? What woman doesn’t have children and take care of them?” Xu Sa replied, “Oh, then I hope you have twelve, two more than the Calabash Brothers.” The lucky heroine’s first, second, and third children arrived one after another, followed by the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth...

The whole village: “Even a pig can’t give birth as fast as she can.”

After working herself to death in her previous life, Xu Sa was determined to lie flat. After transmigrating into a book, she had to choose between making money and getting a man. She chose to get her man’s money. When she ran out, she wrote to that useless man and demanded child support. After receiving letter after letter, Lu Yuanzheng came home on leave. His wife had her children call one of the fellow soldiers traveling with him “Dad.” He strode over with a dark expression and pulled them away. “Who am I, hmm?”

All of Lu Yuanzheng’s fellow soldiers knew he had a wife in the countryside, but he rarely talked about her. Everyone assumed he looked down on his country wife. Yet after just a few days at home, Lu Yuanzheng called in to request family housing so she could join him. Everyone wondered what his wife was like. Lu Yuanzheng merely said she was ordinary. When he returned from leave with a beautiful young woman, people shouted, “You told us she was ordinary? What’s ordinary about her? We want an ordinary wife like that too!”

Xu Sa only wanted to lie flat, but unexpectedly found herself working her way up from a factory to the union, then the factory office, and finally factory management. Her husband and children also avoided the tragic fate they had suffered in her previous life. Her husband became the youngest leader, Xiao Nian pursued scientific research and dedicated it to the country, and Xiao Nian’s sister, Xiao Nian, had such a gift for medicine that she became a master physician.