Journey to the West: Bound to the Hongmeng Golden Ranking, I Wreck the Three Realms

[Ding! The Primordial System has been successfully bound!]

[Release the rankings: The Ten Greatest Regrets Across the Three Realms! Reveal the truth and reap tens of billions of emotion points!]

From the start, the tenth name on the list: Lady White Bone!

The scene is revealed: What demon’s mischief? She was clearly Tang Sanzang’s wife from a past life, the woman he had waited for through ten lifetimes!

Sun Wukong: (stunned) How can this Old Sun bring his staff down now?!

The whole internet is in tears! Emotion points +99999!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received: One Nine Netherworld Resurrection Card and one drop of Pangu’s blood essence.]

But this is only the beginning!

The Kingdom of Women is next: “If there is a next life” was all a lie. The queen grew old alone and died with her eyes open!

The result: Tang Sanzang tears his kasaya to shreds on the spot and becomes a demonic Buddha. “To hell with fetching the scriptures! I’m taking my wife home!”

The true and false Monkey Kings are next: The one who died was the real Great Sage Equal to Heaven. The one who survived was a dog!

The result: Liu Er Mihou’s Daoist heart shatters, and he swings his staff around, beating Guanyin until she shits herself!

Li Changsheng sits in a teahouse, sipping tea. (calmly) Don’t rush. There’s still “The Wrongful Case of the Jing River Dragon King” and “The Truth Behind Yang Jian’s Mountain-Splitting”...

The gods and Buddhas across the heavens: (kneeling) Please, stop making these lists! You’re going to expose the entire Journey to the West calamity!