What should I do if I travel through time and become Fan Jin? Waiting online, it's very urgent!
When I woke up, I became Fan Jin, the ancient scholar of the same name—the same Fan Jin who went crazy in the exam.
Good news: I'm not crazy.
Bad news: The original owner hanged himself. I just walked through and was hanging from the rafter.
Worse news: Creditors are knocking at the door, and among them is a "gentle" Tofu Xishi who can crush walnuts with one hand.
In order not to inherit the debts of the original owner and hang myself on the rope, I decided to:
Imperial examination? Dogs don't even take the test! If you fail the exam in three years, you will be given a job to repair the city wall?
Then I'll go to the technical stream head office!
I used the lever principle to improve the stone mill, and the neighbors called me "Fan Qiaoshou";
I used white vinegar to remove rust and wash the copper tripod. The government said that I had created "auspiciousness";
When he was desperate, he complained about the imperial examination in a teahouse, and it actually became a hit talk show!
Just when I thought I could be a modern Internet celebrity with peace of mind——
The wealthy businessman who always came to listen to my complaints suddenly transformed into the prince of the dynasty:
"Mr. Fan, Your Majesty heard that you are familiar with the 'Heavenly Book'. Please come to the palace to talk about it."
In the Jinluan Palace, civil and military officials from all over the dynasty were waiting for me to demonstrate the "magic arts of the Heavenly Book".
I was silent for three seconds and then danced... The magical square dance in front of everyone.
Manchu civil and military officials:? ? ?
Young Emperor: (laughing as he slaps the table) "This dance is wonderful! Feng Xiaoyao Sanren is dedicated to making me happy!"
Now comes the question:
When a salted fish is forced to "ride the wind and waves" in the court,
Should I continue to lie flat, or... Lie down a little flatter?
