Making Up Cultivation Techniques, Li Chengqian Opens the Heavenly Gate with One Sword

Gu Changsheng transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and gets bound to the “God-Tier Teacher System.” He originally plans to open a tutoring school outside Chang’an, teach generations of students, and then retire in peace.

Who could have guessed that all the textbooks provided by the System are traps? “Radio Calisthenics” is actually “Nine Transformations of Gods and Demons,” while “The Analects” is really “The Art of Beating People with Books.”

In the eighth year of the Zhenguan era, Li Er brings his lame, insecure crown prince, Li Chengqian, to seek treatment.

Li Er says, “Sir, the boy is too soft-tempered and frail. Please teach him the ways of an emperor and make him tougher!”

Gu Changsheng replies, “Rest assured, Your Majesty. I’ll make sure he toughens up!”

Three years later, two hundred thousand Turkic troops mass on the banks of the Wei River.

Just as Li Er is preparing to fight to the death, he sees the supposedly “frail” Crown Prince Li Chengqian step into the air, wield a forty-meter-long giant sword of spiritual energy with one hand, and cleave the heavens apart. A million Turkic cavalrymen are instantly reduced to dust!

Li Chengqian turns back with a cold laugh. “Imperial Father, was that sword tough enough for you? Am I fit to sit on the throne?”

Watching the gods and Buddhas tremble in the sky, Li Er shakes with fear. “I asked you to teach him to be tougher, not to make the whole country ascend to immortality! I’m done sitting on the throne. Take me along to cultivate immortality!”

Gu Changsheng spreads his hands. “I swear I really was teaching him physical education. Do you believe me?”