Cannon Fodder Just Wants to Eat Melons, and the Civil and Military Forces of the Entire Dynasty Have Collapsed

[Mind reading for all members + melon-eating system + group pet + cannon fodder counterattack] Lin Wan was transformed into the cannon fodder concubine with the lowest sense of presence in the Shangshu Mansion, and was bound to the "eating melon system". Seeing that her own father was going to fight for his remonstrance, and the whole family was about to have fun among the nine tribes, Lin Wan was cracking melon seeds and watching the show: [Dad, please stop it. You think you are a loyal minister, but in fact your nemesis is sleeping in your concubine, spending your money to beat your baby! My father who was about to hit the pillar:? ? ? (Catch an adulterer with a knife overnight!) The eldest brother is the God of War in Daxia, and he has deep feelings for his savior? Lin Wan shook his head and sighed: [Brother, wake up, that woman pretended to take the credit. The real savior was sold to a brothel by her, and you even helped her raise a spare tire for three years! Big Brother:! ! ! (I broke off the engagement on the spot and went crazy!) The tyrant emperor is moody and wants to kill people for fun? Lin Wan was trembling, but she was screaming in her heart: Fuck! Is this the emperor who is said to be tyrannical, but actually feels inferior because he is not good enough? He looks so handsome, but it's a pity that he has a silver pewter spear head...] The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty:! ! ! (Is this something we can listen to without paying?) The emperor on the dragon throne had a dark face and blocked Lin Wan in the corner: "Can I, my dear concubine, give it a try tonight?" Lin Wan went crazy: I was just complaining in my heart, why can you all hear it? ! (The introduction is incompetent, please move to the main text, if you can't laugh it off, I lose!)