[I rely on my father and I rely on my child] + [The author is crazy] + [No heroine] + [Thugs group, rebels in heaven]
"The gender of the host is detected to be male, which meets the conditions for the pregnancy of the 'Mother of All Gods'. The divine fetus has been implanted. The first child: Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun Yang Jian!"
Looking at the system prompts in my mind, Family Planning was torn apart on the spot!
He is a 1.8-Meter-tall, tough-blooded man with eight-pack abs, the kind of guy who stands up even when going to the toilet, but he is actually pregnant? !
She is not carrying an ordinary baby, but Yang Jian, the Erlang God who can recognize monsters with three eyes, holds a three-pointed two-edged sword, and dares to fight even the Jade Emperor!
"Ding! When the divine fetus is gestating, ten tons of flat peach essence need to be fed every day, otherwise the divine fetus will eat the origin of the host's Dantian!" "Ding! The divine fetus Yang Jian is dissatisfied with the host staying up late playing games, and has triggered the thunder from the sky and smashed through the roof of the host's rental house!"
The family planning student looked at the leaky roof and was about to cry without tears: "Yang Jian, Yang Jian, you are so capable before you are born. When you come out, will dad's life be saved?"
Ten months later, a cry shook the sky with thunder. Family Planning Holding Little Yang Jian, who was carved in pink and jade, with light gold vertical eyes on his forehead, he looked out the window at the community that was reduced to charcoal by thunder, and silently lit a cigarette.
"Son, daddy only has this fully paid house. From now on, if you chop down a mountain to save your mother, don't hack daddy's house, please!"
But he didn't know that this was just the beginning.
The first child was Erlang Shen, the second child was Monkey King, the third child was Nezha, the third prince...
When faced with the various forces that came to look for trouble, Family Planning put his pocket in his pocket and said, "Children, kill them!"
