[Other people rely on their dads; I rely on my kids] + [The author has lost it] + [No female lead] + [A gang of enforcers, rebellious troublemakers from the Heavenly Court]
“Host gender detected: male. Eligible to bear the Mother of All Gods. Divine fetus implanted. First child: Erlang Shen, Yang Jian!”
Seeing the System notification in his mind, Jisheng completely loses it!
He’s a six-foot-tall, eight-pack-ab-having, iron-blooded man’s man, the kind who even stands to pee, and he’s pregnant?!
And not with some ordinary baby, but with Erlang Shen, Yang Jian: the three-eyed demon-seer who wields a three-pointed, double-edged blade and dares to talk back to even the Jade Emperor!
“Ding! Divine fetus gestating. Feed it ten tons of peach essence every day, or it will devour the Host’s core dantian!” “Ding! The divine fetus Yang Jian is unhappy that the Host stayed up late playing video games. It has summoned heavenly thunder from the Nine Heavens and blasted a hole through the Host’s rental apartment roof!”
Looking up at the leaking roof, Jisheng feels like crying. “Yang Jian, you’re already this much trouble before you’re even born. Once you arrive, will your dad survive?”
Ten months later, a cry shatters the thunderclouds of the Nine Heavens. Jisheng cradles the beautiful little Yang Jian, a faint golden vertical eye on his forehead, and silently lights a cigarette as he looks out at the apartment complex, now scorched black by heavenly lightning.
“Son, this is the only home your dad owns outright. When you split a mountain to save your mother, please don’t split up your dad’s house too. I’m begging you!”
But he has no idea this is only the beginning.
First, Erlang Shen; second, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven; third, the Third Prince Nezha...
When all kinds of powers come knocking to pick a fight, Jisheng sticks his hands in his pockets and says, “Kids, wipe them out!”
