Something Is Wrong with This Survival World

[Cthulhu] + [Global Survival] + [Subverting Expectations] + [Snark]

Wasn’t this supposed to be a global survival game? Wasn’t everyone supposed to die if the fog caught up with them? So why isn’t it moving at all?

Why are all the survivors keeping normal schedules, even getting married, having children, and settling down?

Weren’t they supposed to be struggling to get by, half-dead with exhaustion?!

What do you mean the System has stopped working?