He is a delivery worker at the very bottom of the city: his helmet is battered, his electric scooter sputters smoke, customers curse him, the platform squeezes him, and rent is always on his heels.
He is also the mysterious “God of Side Hustles” who has exploded in popularity on short-video platforms. He has repaired elevators, saved a stroke victim, and filmed an Oscar-worthy short between deliveries. His fans cry out, “Can this guy clone himself?!”
Then one day, a cold prompt rings out:
“The All-Round Side Hustle System is now bound to you. There are 360 lines of work, and every one of them can make money. Delivering food? That's just the first order in your conquest of the world.”
And so Lin Xiao'e begins his ridiculous life of “delivering meals while becoming a legend in every field.”
By day, he delivers milk tea in his uniform and casually helps a client secure a million-dollar investment.
At night, he livestreams himself “repairing air conditioners on the side as a delivery driver,” and gets so popular that appliance brands come looking for endorsements.
On weekends, he accidentally delivers food to a funeral home and ends up officiating a funeral as a “stand-in host,” bringing the entire crowd to tears...
Other people's side hustles involve screen protectors, errands, or making PowerPoints. His involve saving industries, overturning the rules, and quietly taking control of the city's lifelines!
When Director Wang arrives with a “Career Elimination Plan,” Lin Xiao'e smiles faintly and pulls out a stack of certificates.
“You say I'm a delivery driver? Sorry, I'm also your company's newly hired Chief Crisis Officer. This order I'm delivering is a bankruptcy notice.”
This is a darkly comic epic of working-class triumph: he doesn't rely on a golden finger, but on imagination; he doesn't compete on connections, but on side hustles.
There are top talents in all 360 lines of work, and he's going to be the “hidden champion” in every one of them!
