I'm a Donkey, Kicking Up a Storm in the Human World

Name: I'm a Donkey, Kicking Up a Storm in the Human World
Author: The Real Big Bruiser

我是驴，在人间根嘎乱杀

by The Real Big Bruiser (大猛本猛)

Status: Completed
Length: 368k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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I'm a loud-mouthed donkey who's lived for eight hundred years!

At my peak, I had herds of she-donkeys and descendants all over the world. The jianghu called me the Divine Donkey. If I spotted anyone acting shady, I'd give them a kick!

After roaming the mortal world for eight hundred years, all that remained was endless loneliness. I spent a hundred years braying in a mountain ravine, and finally earned a trial pass to become human.

I thought becoming human would be a fun novelty, but just after I transformed, my beloved was in mortal danger and my entire clan was on the brink of extinction.

To hell with the rules of Heaven! To hell with rank and status!

Once, I roamed the mountains with nothing but my donkey hooves. Now I'll trample the heavens and sweep through every world!

I don't care if you're an immortal, Buddha, god, or demon. Touch anyone I want to protect, and I'll kick you and this rotten Heavenly Order right into the dirt!

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