My Harem Can't Possibly Be This Ridiculous

At 26, Li Xiaoyao is the only employee of a pet funeral company, writing eulogies for goldfish.

A coward by nature, his catchphrase is “Why is it me again?” All he wants is a quiet job so he can pay off his debts and raise his little sister.

But his jinx of a mouth turns out to be magical: one offhand remark sends the company of a domineering CEO’s rival into bankruptcy.

The icy CEO Long Aoxue mistakes him for a “human lucky charm” and hires him away as a highly paid consultant.

Then a brutal champion boxer, a mad scientist, and an immortal cultivator appear one after another, each insisting he is the chosen one.

An ordinary man is treated as a lifeline by four extraordinary women, and the chaos has him laughing until his abs hurt.

When he finally starts a company and takes charge of his own life, he discovers that the biggest headache of all is still them!