[Dihua+Funny+Relaxation]
Ji Yuan traveled through time and was an undercover agent of the Chusheng Sect. Good news: He successfully survived the death of the late emperor and ascended the throne as the Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. Bad news: This is a fantasy world, and the imperial power is the sect's dog and may be sacrificed to heaven at any time.
Fortunately, the tyrant system has awakened. As long as you issue a stupid decree, you can immediately gain demonic cultivation. If it causes a disaster of national subjugation, you can immediately ascend to godhood!
Ji Yuan was ecstatic: This is not easy, it's all done after just a little effort!
So there was a severe drought in the northwest. What kind of disaster did Xu Yuan help? Send an order, millions of refugees will go to the mountains to build a viewing platform for me. They will not be given food and will only be allowed to dig dirt! As a result, underground rivers were dug through, the Yellow River was diverted, and the dry sea became Jiangnan. System: The host has achieved an eternal water conservancy miracle. Ascension rewards are cancelled.
An enemy country invades. Ji Yuan: What kind of war are we fighting? Open the city gate wide, I want to play the song "Little Star" for the enemy! As a result, the enemy thought that this was the ancient demonic sound formation, and they were so scared that they trampled on each other, killing more than half of them, and the Great Zhou Dynasty won without a fight! Minister: Your Majesty is able to defeat a million-strong army with one man's strength. You are a sage of soldiers in this world!
Many years later, the Great Zhou Dynasty unified China, thousands of clans came to the court, and every family worshiped Xu Yuan's immortal tablet. Only Ji Yuan, who was sitting on the dragon chair, shed tears of regret when he looked at his own cultivation and the ultimate ascension reward that could never be triggered.
Let me say it one last time... I am not a saint, I am really a devil! Please, rebel! Whoever rebels against me will pass the throne to him! !
The ministers cried bitterly: Why did your Majesty rebel? Long live your majesty!
