Help! What Do I Do If the Evil Spirit I Raised Ate Me?

[Two male leads + supernatural + equally powerful leads + husbands teaming up to do bad things + relationship development + lighthearted daily-life comedy + both virgins + ensemble cast + happy ending] [High combat-power, neurotic uke who slacks off and fishes for leisure X shameless, relentlessly clingy, stubborn seme who overthinks and talks himself into things] Long-lived being X vengeful ghost Jiang Su × Jian Yunxing * He met a two-hundred-year-old beauty and his heart stirred, so he took him in, only to accidentally get possessed by a ghost. Jiang Su had never imagined that the child he'd picked up from a heap of corpses a hundred years ago would cling to him all the way into the modern era. And on the very first day they met again, the kid topped him, in the literal sense. It was absurd, but true. And his technique was absolutely terrible. More importantly, after Jiang Su found out who had done it, he wasn't even angry!? Friend: …You know you're gay, right? Jiang Su: …I didn't know. * After his friend found out what he'd done in his sleep, Jiang Su somehow ended up taking responsibility for the aftermath. Run into a supernatural incident they can't handle? Ye Qingxi: I've got an idea! (Calls to complain and play for sympathy) Hello? Brother Jiang And so, someone who had planned to watch the supernatural incident unfold from the sidelines was forced to cut short his happy retirement and start hunting demons and exorcising ghosts alongside his many nonhuman friends… Jiang Su: Could you not mistreat the elderly? Okay. * Meanwhile, Jiang Su's old livestream account, where he'd worked as a relationship advice streamer, was somehow dug up. As he traded barbs with the handful of viewers who still followed him, they unexpectedly realized that there was something a little off about their streamer… [Is the streamer even human?]