I blasted the pros for playing a “noob-on-noob” tournament. Then I opened my eyes and found myself as the Rift’s red buff!
Thirty seconds from the start, I turned the league’s top jungler, Lee Sin, into my prey, making a professional player a laughingstock around the world.
With full-map vision of the jungle and a devour-and-evolve panel, I climbed the ladder from Red Buff to Melee Minion, Caster Minion, Rift Herald, Dragon, and Baron Nashor, defying the odds at every step!
Two top teams went from battling for the championship to joining forces to hunt down one “monster that had gained sentience”! Lee Sin raged and called me a cheater, Draven was battered by a cannon minion, and the commentators screamed themselves hoarse.
At last, I rose to the Baron form and looked down over the tournament, typing in the global chat: “What are you all making such a fuss about? Baron’s here to teach you how to behave!”
