You’re Writing a Tang Dynasty Mystery, So Why Did You Make Di Renjie Fat?

After transmigrating into the body of dead-last contestant Number 48, Zhang San opened his eyes to find himself being broadcast live nationwide in Great Tang: 24 Hours of Mystery! While everyone else was busy with palace intrigue and political schemes, Zhang San went straight to work fattening Di Renjie up until he became the Great Tang's number-one chubby detective. He was so fat he got stuck in the camera frame, and so adorable he became a sensation! Empress Wu messaged him in the middle of the night: @My Chubby Di, hurry up and solve the case. And bring me a cup of milk tea while you're at it! The entire 166-member Turkic delegation was wiped out, Princess Yiyang had gone missing, and the officials and bandits of Youzhou were in cahoots? Zhang San promptly laid out three hidden threads, delivering one thrilling twist after another. The live comments all chanted, “Even Yan Shuangying would call him Dad!” The platform executives begged for the rights: Bro, stop writing and start filming already! But Zhang San just wanted to clock out. After all... “Only workaholics deserve a 996 schedule. Chubby Di has me updating 30,000 words a day, and the hot searches run to the top all by themselves!”