I Became the Village Chief in the Late Ming Dynasty by Using Tiktok

I traveled to the late Ming Dynasty and became the only scholar in a village thousands of miles away. When the villagers eagerly waited for me to read out "A friend is coming from afar," I spread out my handwritten copy of "Tiangong Kaiwu" and the Douyin Survival Guide. "First, we have to build a high-temperature briquette stove." When Huang Taiji's cavalry went south, our village had just finished pouring cement for the earthen walls. On the day when the Tatars called the door, I pressed the homemade alarm bell: "Notify all cave dwellings to put on Molotov cocktails!" Later, the new owner of the Forbidden City frowned at the spies and reported back: "What happened to the fire-breathing wall in the village?"